The GRASSHOLE System is a low-cost, patented, long-term solution to sprinkler head damage and alignment problems. Unlike concrete rings, the GRASSHOLE System uses advanced flexible ABS plastic that helps inhibit grass growth and sinking. The GRASSHOLE System is super tough and will protect your sprinkler heads for years without cracking or breaking.
No more digging to straighten the head, and no more service calls to your irrigation service! And it’s made in the USA!
Angus is a Grass Hole.
What’s a “Grass Hole”?
A person who’s obsessive yard care causes feelings of superiority, leading to aggressiveness and irritability.
The Grass Hole, like our buddy Angus, works tirelessly to achieve a perfect, green, debris-free lawn area. Anyone whose yard has a lesser appearance is inferior.
Grass Holes are very territorial and become highly agitated when humans or animals’ trespass in the yard area.
Yards maintained by Grass Holes frequently contain enough chemical residue to kill a small animal on contact.
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