Angus is a Grass Hole.
What’s a “Grass Hole”?
A person who’s obsessive yard care causes feelings of superiority, leading to aggressiveness and irritability.
The Grass Hole, like our buddy Angus, works tirelessly to achieve a perfect, green, debris-free lawn area. Anyone whose yard has a lesser appearance is inferior.
Grass Holes are very territorial and become highly agitated when humans or animals’ trespass in the yard area.
Yards maintained by Grass Holes frequently contain enough chemical residue to kill a small animal on contact.