Angus is a Grass Hole.
What’s a “Grass Hole”?
A person who’s obsessive yard care causes feelings of superiority, leading to aggressiveness and irritability.
The Grass Hole, like our buddy Angus, works tirelessly to achieve a perfect, green, debris-free lawn area. Anyone whose yard has a lesser appearance is inferior.
Grass Holes are very territorial and become highly agitated when humans or animals’ trespass in the yard area.
Angus is having a bad week!
He’s broken yet another sprinkler head, it’s the umpteenth time this year…so frustrating!
And now his riding mower has broken a sprinkler head donut!
He's been shocked multiple times by his solar lighting!
If only Angus knew of a way to protect his lawn, sprinklers, solar-lights, and himself!
With Sprinkler-Guard by GRASSHOLE system, you never have to worry about breaking or wasting a concrete donut again!
Just dig around the sprinkler head and remove the excess dirt.
Insert the Sprinkler-Guard by GRASSHOLE into the ground alongside the sprinkler head.
Make sure the top of the Sprinkler-Guard by GRASSHOLE is slightly above the sprinkler head .
- NO More Broken Sprinkler Heads
- NO More Broken Solar-Lights
- NO More Crushed or Broken Donuts
Don’t be an arsehole…install a GRASSHOLE®